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(peek into the classroom through the door, then slowly shuffle in, wearing sunglasses and a trenchcoat, examining things) This here… this classroom you got here teacher… it's very nice. It'd be unfortunate if something were to happen to it. (stop looking around and look at classmates) I mean, hello there, you fat ugly people. Have you ever seen a starving man? A person barely clinging to life, eyes set into their sockets, arms and legs little more than brittle sticks that could snap at any given moment, their ribcages easily noticed and their stomachs sunken into almost nothing? Have you ever seen somebody like that and though, (pose) "Go
